World Record #4: Peristaltic Action

Even if it will make most of you puke, well this is a valid record. What I’m talking about? Have you ever sat down on your toilet stool and thought: “i wish it will never end”, or “damn , i wish it would last longer”, and yes  you still have no idea of what I’m talking about or you begin to understand but your mind refuses to accept it. Michelle Hines holds the record for , well i’ll quote her here:

“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

So folks there you have it: the longest excrement record goes to Michelle Hines and if you think you can do better, i dare you !!!

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